I Ran Into Jewish Journal Singles Columnist Orit Arfa Tonight At Glatt Matt

I was just coming out of davening mincha-maariv.

I pop into glatt mart to find something to flavor beans and the like. Taco seasoning is usually good.

And there’s Orit in a startling blue top.

I was in God space and not ready to handle her formidable sexuality, so I said not a word and kept on with my humble shopping.

About Luke Ford

Raised a Seventh-Day Adventist at Avondale College in Australia, Luke Ford moved to California in 1977. He graduated from Placer High School in 1984, reported the news at KAHI/KHYL radio for three years, attended Sierra College and UCLA, was largely bedridden by Chronic Fatigue Syndrome for six years, and converted to Judaism in 1993. From 1997-2007, Luke made his living from blogging. Living by Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com), he now teaches the Alexander Technique (moving the way the body likes to move). Lessons cost $100 each and last about 45 minutes. In 2011, Luke completed a three-year teaching course at the Alexander Training Institute of Los Angeles. His personal Alexander Technique website is Alexander90210.com. Luke is the author of five books, including: » The Producers: Profiles in Frustration » Yesterday’s News Tomorrow: Inside American Jewish Journalism
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