Booty Mixers In The Hood

I found a new store called “Booty” at 8591 Pico Blvd. It advertises: “The Booty Mixer is every Wed nite 8 – 11p, enjoy the wine, champagne, music and art & couture fashions priced at a steal! 15% off everything in the boutique! 21 & up (employed preferred). 310 358 0204.”

Does this store owner know something about my neighborhood that I don’t? Will real estate prices plunge soon?

Here’s a picture of the Magdelen church nearby:

From my live cam chat:

UrlTurner:  Eliot Spitzer shouold have fought on
UrlTurner:  He gained so little by quitting.  Is this what wimps Jewish lawyers have become?
UrlTurner:  Bill Clinton toughed it out.
UrlTurner:  Spitzer might have as well.
YourMoralLeader:  please pray for me
UrlTurner:  If you had to guess, how many years will it be before you move out of the hovel?
UrlTurner:  Do you expect to die there?
UrlTurner:  Will some Mexican day laborer find you there, stuck to your chair?
UrlTurner:  Let’s do business.
YourMoralLeader:  I expect to die here live on cam

About Luke Ford

Raised a Seventh-Day Adventist at Avondale College in Australia, Luke Ford moved to California in 1977. He graduated from Placer High School in 1984, reported the news at KAHI/KHYL radio for three years, attended Sierra College and UCLA, was largely bedridden by Chronic Fatigue Syndrome for six years, and converted to Judaism in 1993. From 1997-2007, Luke made his living from blogging. Living by Beverly Hills (, he now teaches the Alexander Technique (moving the way the body likes to move). Lessons cost $100 each and last about 45 minutes. In 2011, Luke completed a three-year teaching course at the Alexander Training Institute of Los Angeles. His personal Alexander Technique website is Luke is the author of five books, including: » The Producers: Profiles in Frustration » Yesterday’s News Tomorrow: Inside American Jewish Journalism
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